Chistes Geeks

1. A friend opens a magazine full of nude women. Do you:
   [A] Openly Ogle
   [B] Act Non-Chalant
   [C] Comment “Gee, that’s got to be at least 400 dpi, color”
   [D] Ask if he’s got any computer magazines
2. You’re at a party. A knock-out chick comes over and asks your sign. You:
   [A] Tell her it’s gotta be compatible w/hers because you feel the vibes
   [B] Pretend you do hear and ask, “How ’bout that Dow Jones, huh ?”
   [C] I don’t go to parties
   [D] I don’t get invited to parties
3. You’re at the head of a large queue in front of a cash-register. The register gives a ]beep[ and stops dead. You:
   [A] Wait patiently
   [B] Move all your stuff to the next register
   [C] Leave the store in a huff
   [D] Break out your notebook and try to debug the thing
4. You’re waiting for your pills when the Druggist says the prescription database is corrupt. You:
   [A] Ask him to deliver the meds on his way home
   [B] Ask for a generic substitute or over-the-counter substitute
   [C] Tell him you never liked the damn pills anyway
   [D] Go on-line to NIH and download a more efficient db
5. A friend wants to borrow a CD from you. You:
   [A] Lend it
   [B] Tell him to go buy it
   [C] Tell him, “neither a lender nor a borrower be”
   [D] Consult your database to see the status of the CD concerned
6. You’d most like to meet:
   [A] The Playmates of the Month for 1997
   [B] The people who wrote all the “Star Trek” episodes
   [C] Dave Letterman
   [D] The people are writing Windows 2001
7. You win a prize at a local supermarket. You’ve got ten minutes to pack a cart with as much stuff as you can. You start:
   [A] In the beer/liquor section
   [B] In the meat case
   [C] In the munchies section
   [D] In the health foods section
8. You’ve been hit by a car and your life flashes before your eyes. The thing you remember most vividly is:
   [A] Your first love-making
   [B] All the “Star Trek” episodes
   [C] What you watched on TV last night
   [D] The ASCII table
9. You have to compete for a blind date. You have one statement influence her decision. You say:
   [A] I can go all night
   [B] I’ve got a new BMW
   [C] I was probably busy anyway, I didn’t check my date book
   [D] I’ve got a new super 300 mhz with 64k memory
10. You feel naked without your:
    [A] 44 magnum
    [B] wallet
    [C] pants
    [D] laptop
11. You see someone standing on a ledge, about to jump. You say:
    [A] I’ll bet you’re just trying to draw attention to yourself
    [B] I feel you just need someone to talk to
    [C] Do you have proper life insurance coverage
    [D] Think of all the advancements in PCs in the next century
12. You told your best friend the first time you:
    [A] had sex
    [B] had a good dinner date
    [C] had a good night’s sleep
    [D] successfully hacked into a secure site
13. No-one understands you like:
    [A] your Parole Officer and/or bartender
    [B] your family
    [C] your physiatrist
    [D] the help-desk people
14. For your 18th birthday you wanted:
    [A] a new car and a blonde
    [B] a new wardrobe
    [C] an apartment
    [D] your own computer room

Scoring:

Mostly A’s: You’re a fairly normal male who’ll just fritter his way thru life enjoying yourself and having a fairly good time of it

Mostly B’s: You’re mostly normal, perhaps a little too practical. Probably destined for a house in the suburbs and 2.3 kids, if you’re not there already

Mostly C’s: Geek Alert! Break out the pocket protectors! You probably wear horn rim glasses and use an electronic datebook and have a laptop complete with cellphone

Mostly D’s: Total Nerd. Just think — while you wasted the time to take this inane quiz, 117 new Web pages came on line; better hurry and catch-up

Vía http://www.geekoftheday.com/geek-jokes/computer-nerd-quiz.html

Tags: geek life

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