Chistes Geeks

Facil manera de recordar que las etiquetas HTML se cierran… Como los sandwichs:

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Mucha gente todavía no entiende lo que es un developer. Por eso es que se ha hecho la siguiente imagen que lo muestra de una forma fácil de entender.

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Hay chistes que no se pueden traducir. Este uno de ellos:

“A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and says, “Can I join you?”"

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Otro chiste cortito para sacar una rápida sonrisa:

-¿Cuantos programadores se necesitan para cambiar una lamparita?

-Ninguno, es un problema de Hardaware

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Un dealer, entre otras cosas, es una persona que vende drogas. Un programdor, es… bueno un programador.

Drug dealers:

• Refer to their clients as “users”.
• “The first one’s free!”
• Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).
• Strange jargon: “Stick”, “Rock”, “Dime bag,” “E”.
• Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
• Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, more potent mixes.
• Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
• Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
• Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.

Software developers:

• Refer to their clients as “users”.
• “Download a free trial version…”
• Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
• Strange jargon: “SCSI”, “ISDN”, “Java”, “RTFM”
• Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
• Job is assisted by industry’s producing newer, faster machines.
• Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.
• Their product causes unhealthy addictions - DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D.
• Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!

Sigo con la “onda” programadores…

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